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Hi Everyone, welcome to the Jokes Page!
John and David here to let you know about this new page...
If you have any good jokes that you want to share with everyone please send them to our e-mail address which is home.ed.jokes@hotmail.com. We will check the jokes to make sure they are OK to put on the site and then your joke will appear on this page (if it's not too rude!!!!). Please make sure you put your name and age at the bottom of your joke or jokes so we all know who the comedians are!
PS. (Note from John) Please send jokes quickly or we will have to fill the page with David's jokes and trust me...they can be really painful....
(Note from David) They're not that bad thanks. (Note from John) Yes they are! (Note from David) No they're not! zzzzzzzzzzzz
A Grandad is talking to his Grandson one morning before school...
Grandson: "I really don't want to go to school today!"
Grandad: "Well you have to, you don't have any choice."
Grandson: "But nobody likes me, everyone hates me."
Grandad: "That can't be helped, you still have to go."
Grandson: "Please don't make me go!"
Grandad: "You HAVE to go, you're the Headmaster!!!"
By Sarah, age...mind your own business!
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Q. What do you call a tractor that is allergic to milk?
A. Tractose intolerant!!!
By Adam, age 11
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Q. What is Doctor Who's favourite food?
A. Dalek bread!
By Sarah Bower, age... not disclosed!!
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Q. What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head ?
A. Cliff !
From Becky, age unknown!
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"The owl and the pussycat went to sea
but the end of our story's quite sad
the owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
'cos her DS was driving him mad"
From Ellie, age 6
******************************************************************************** Q. What do you get when you cross a cow with a pogo stick?
John and David here to let you know about this new page...
If you have any good jokes that you want to share with everyone please send them to our e-mail address which is home.ed.jokes@hotmail.com. We will check the jokes to make sure they are OK to put on the site and then your joke will appear on this page (if it's not too rude!!!!). Please make sure you put your name and age at the bottom of your joke or jokes so we all know who the comedians are!
PS. (Note from John) Please send jokes quickly or we will have to fill the page with David's jokes and trust me...they can be really painful....
(Note from David) They're not that bad thanks. (Note from John) Yes they are! (Note from David) No they're not! zzzzzzzzzzzz
A Grandad is talking to his Grandson one morning before school...
Grandson: "I really don't want to go to school today!"
Grandad: "Well you have to, you don't have any choice."
Grandson: "But nobody likes me, everyone hates me."
Grandad: "That can't be helped, you still have to go."
Grandson: "Please don't make me go!"
Grandad: "You HAVE to go, you're the Headmaster!!!"
By Sarah, age...mind your own business!
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Q. What do you call a tractor that is allergic to milk?
A. Tractose intolerant!!!
By Adam, age 11
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Q. What is Doctor Who's favourite food?
A. Dalek bread!
By Sarah Bower, age... not disclosed!!
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Q. What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head ?
A. Cliff !
From Becky, age unknown!
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"The owl and the pussycat went to sea
but the end of our story's quite sad
the owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
'cos her DS was driving him mad"
From Ellie, age 6
******************************************************************************** Q. What do you get when you cross a cow with a pogo stick?
A. Milkshake!!!
From Elsa Thorne, age 13
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